the importance of being ernio
I’ve been dragging a typewriter around with me for 10 [years]… I don’t know how to write like me.
Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) in “The Rum Diary”
Safe House/ No one is… safe.

We should apply the rule about not using a word in its own definition to movie titles/taglines.

Tim Riggins is everywhere!

John Carter, Battleship, uhh… ok, he’s two places. #fridaynightlights! #taylorkitsch

So…

Mace Windu has got to be the lamest “Star Wars” character name (for a potential bad-ass) ever, am I right?

Wonder if…

“The Artist” will have a sequel starring Erykah Badu called “I’mma Artist: And I’m Sensitive About Ma’ $h!%”

Moratorium:
  • Vomited in my mouth a little
  • InterWebs
  • People being hit by suddenly-in-frame vehicles

RIP. Please.

If you haven’t seen Charles Nelson Reilly’s “The Life of Reilly,” please do so now. (It’s on Netflix streaming!)

If you haven’t seen Charles Nelson Reilly’s “The Life of Reilly,” please do so now. (It’s on Netflix streaming!)

I wonder if…

Anyone ever feels the need for tweed.