This weather has brought me to
eating donuts and watching Smash.
The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?
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| — | Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11 |
This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…
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| — | Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados |
First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go over there.
Next day: Bad news, Walt’s in the hospital, but he’s still cracking jokes with the nurses.
Next day: They’re trying an experimental drug, fingers crossed.
Next day: His body rebelled, he’s in a coma.
Next day: He rallies.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Eye flutter…
Next day: Bad news, Walt’s in the hospital, but he’s still cracking jokes with the nurses.
Next day: They’re trying an experimental drug, fingers crossed.
Next day: His body rebelled, he’s in a coma.
Next day: He rallies.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Eye flutter…
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| — | Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family” |
BTW: REM/NKOTB
I had a dream wherein I apparently made up a song for a New Kids on the Block sketch/parody video. Can I get royalties on my unconscious songwriting?
No joke:
Had a dream last night where a bus driver dude wore a light blue shirt with (subtly) sparkly letters that read: HAVANA SUNDAY. Lol, what?!!
