the importance of being ernio

Wait, have I been saying “Babel” wrong this whole time?

Why does every Mumford & Sons song make me:

• Yearn for my childhood

• Wish it was winter/snowing

• Want to learn to play banjo

I look at you and I fantasize. You’re mine tonight.

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—	Eric Carmen #creepyoutofcontextlyrics

What About Bill Murray? (via http://derekeads.tumblr.com)

Money, power, and respect. Whatchu’ need in life.
Money, power, and respect. When you eatin’ right…

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—	Lil’ Kim cares about your health

Thank you so much… for correctly identifying me.

“

—	Conan O’Brien to the cheers of “Conan! Conan!”

An eager carpenter I just met:

“This is crazy, but here’s my lumber, so call me maybe?”

What is the male equivalent of

a (crazy) cat lady? Cat man sounds too cool and cat gentleman too fancy. ?

Force Feeled

Calvin Harris: I feel so close to you right now...

Me: Dude, get off of me.

I don’t sell myself short;

all I have in stock is tall or medium.

Quick battle-to-the-death poll:

Orson Welles or Ernest Hemingway?

This weather has brought me to

eating donuts and watching Smash.

I pose this to you: is Coach Taylor akin to Foghorn Leghorn?

The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?

“

—	Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11

This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…

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—	Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados

My drag queen name would be:

Carolína Rice.