Thanks for the 5-pound bag of French fries. Can you now figure out how to cook them all evenly?
Schweddy Balls… Ice Cream - I knew this was coming (inside scoop!), but it is still awesome (via B&J on Twitter)
noun \ˌ sə-məl-ˈyā\ plural sommeliers
: a waiter in a restaurant who has charge of wines and their service : a wine steward
when slicing on a cutting board (operative words “cutting” and “board”) that I’m going to leave a mark; clearly, I’m a seasoned chef.