the importance of being ernio
My drag queen name would be:

Carolína Rice.

Dear God,

I just got the biggest hankering for a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Hey Five Guys,

Thanks for the 5-pound bag of French fries. Can you now figure out how to cook them all evenly?

Schweddy Balls… Ice Cream - I knew this was coming (inside scoop!), but it is still awesome (via B&J on Twitter)

Schweddy Balls… Ice Cream - I knew this was coming (inside scoop!), but it is still awesome (via B&J on Twitter)

Spread your love thin and your butter thick.
Ernio
Some’ll Yeay!

som·me·lier 

noun \ˌ sə-məl-ˈyā\ plural sommeliers

: a waiter in a restaurant who has charge of wines and their service : a wine steward

Always afraid:

when slicing on a cutting board (operative words “cutting” and “board”) that I’m going to leave a mark; clearly, I’m a seasoned chef.

Screw Blue Moon

Put some orange (slice/wedge) in a Pepsi/Coke; it’s delicious.

Trader Joe’s

Corn Chile Salsa is: So. Damn. Good.