eating donuts and watching Smash.
First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go over there.
Next day: Bad news, Walt’s in the hospital, but he’s still cracking jokes with the nurses.
Next day: They’re trying an experimental drug, fingers crossed.
Next day: His body rebelled, he’s in a coma.
Next day: He rallies.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Eye flutter…
Next day: Bad news, Walt’s in the hospital, but he’s still cracking jokes with the nurses.
Next day: They’re trying an experimental drug, fingers crossed.
Next day: His body rebelled, he’s in a coma.
Next day: He rallies.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Eye flutter…
“
| — | Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family” |
Time-Traveling / Bending Shows
2006 - Day Break (Taye Diggs)
2007 - Journeyman (Kevin McKidd)
2008 - Life on Mars (Jason Mara)
2009 - Lost (season 5 - Matthew Fox)
2009 - Flash Forward (Joseph Fiennes)
2010 - ?
2011 - ?
2012 - Awake (Jason Isaacs)
“Hey Girl” (theme from “New Girl”) - ¡En español!
¡Oye, chica! ¿Qué estás haciendo?
¡Oye, chica! ¿A dónde vas?
¿Quién es esa chica? ¿Quién es esa chica?
¡Es Jess!
Muy buenas noches
Muy buenas noches
Hasta mañana
Hasta mañana
Esté perrito se va la cuna
Y los niños a la cama
Gua, gua, gua, gua!
“
| — | dog from Spanish TV ad |
Moratorium:
- Vomited in my mouth a little
- InterWebs
- People being hit by suddenly-in-frame vehicles
RIP. Please.

Gbenga Akinnagbe (say THAT one time fast).
PS - I may or may not be on “Damages” walking by him.
(He’s from “The Wire” and “Nurse Jackie.”)
