the importance of being ernio
I look at you and I fantasize. You’re mine tonight.
Eric Carmen #creepyoutofcontextlyrics
Did you know…?

When it snows, my eyes become large. Oh, and the light that you shine, yeah, it can’t be seen.

Money, power, and respect. Whatchu’ need in life.
Money, power, and respect. When you eatin’ right…
Lil’ Kim cares about your health
…everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
That’s walking around with me
And then she asks me
‘Do you feel alright?’
And I say ‘Yes, I feel wonderful tonight.’
Eric Clapton
Force Feeled
Calvin Harris: I feel so close to you right now...
Me: Dude, get off of me.
This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…
Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados
Watchin the Throne…

“You know how many hot benches I own?!”

Say you.

Say me.

James’ Brown shirt:

This is a Man’s shirt

This is a Man’s shirt

and it wouldn’t fit nothing

NOTHING… like a woman’s or a girl’s.

Really, Prince?

Your response to “Everybody’s got a bomb, we could all die any day” is “Ow.”

Another lyric

I can’t stop hearing/giggling (thanks to @katerados) Kanye West: “You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get a calzone!”

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
the immortal words of LMFAO
“Whoop-dee-doo”

How is this NOT a sarcastic Christmas lyrics? - Andy Williams’ “Happy Holiday - The Holiday Season” (medley)

I think Jason DeRulo

…writes his lyrics on his personal stationery and just sings everything he reads.

(I’m Ron Burgundy?)

(Wha’s Sabi?)

You make me feel so… La la la la la.