“You know how many hot benches I own?!”

Say me.

This is a Man’s shirt

This is a Man’s shirt

and it wouldn’t fit nothing

NOTHING… like a woman’s or a girl’s.

Your response to “Everybody’s got a bomb, we could all die any day” is “Ow.”

I can’t stop hearing/giggling (thanks to @katerados) Kanye West: “You are now watching the throne, don’t let me get a calzone!”

How is this NOT a sarcastic Christmas lyrics? - Andy Williams’ “Happy Holiday - The Holiday Season” (medley)

…writes his lyrics on his personal stationery and just sings everything he reads.

(I’m Ron Burgundy?)

(Wha’s Sabi?)

You make me feel so… La la la la la.

I know ‘this’ much is true, then by that logic, is ‘that’ much is false?

“Letting the decoupage…” from Talking Heads’ “Once in a Lifetime.”