the importance of being ernio
Due to the inclement weather,

the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight. 

I’m sexist

and I know it. #wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleyeah

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah
the immortal words of LMFAO
Shufflin’

I’ve been coming up with alternate lyrics to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem:”
• Everyday I’m Anne Boleyn
• Everyday I’m Bufferin
• Everyday I’m Colin Quinn
• Everyday I’m Qui-Gon Jinn
• Everyday I’m Rin Tin-Tin