the importance of being ernio

"Work: it’s that thing that gets in the way of social media posts."

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:36:54 -0400

“Work: it’s that thing that gets in the way of social media posts.”

- @Ernio

"Life: it’s that thing that happens between social media posts."

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:36:09 -0400

“Life: it’s that thing that happens between social media posts.”

- @Ernio

Oh yeah, Paula Vogel wrote to me today.

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 21:24:21 -0500

Thanks, Twitter.

Wait, have I been saying "Babel" wrong this whole time?

Sat, 13 Oct 2012 16:19:52 -0400

Why does every Mumford & Sons song make me:

• Yearn for my childhood

• Wish it was winter/snowing

• Want to learn to play banjo

"I look at you and I fantasize. You’re mine tonight."

Tue, 25 Sep 2012 14:10:50 -0400

““I look at you and I fantasize. You’re mine tonight.””

- Eric Carmen #creepyoutofcontextlyrics

Did you know...?

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:37:00 -0400

When it snows, my eyes become large. Oh, and the light that you shine, yeah, it can’t be seen.

Ways I dealt with the break in the baseball season:

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 11:42:00 -0400

• TiVoed Yankees vs. Boston series and mini-marathon/rationed it over two days.

• Watched Yankees Old Timer’s Day I had saved.

• Played softball.

• Caught the All-Star Game.

• Read Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) tweets about baseball and physics.

Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels Angels”?

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) July 11, 2012

• Tried out new Showtime followup ”The Franchise: A Season with the Miami Marlins.”

• Had a bit of a life.

What About Bill Murray? (via http://derekeads.tumblr.com)

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:27:12 -0400

What About Bill Murray? (via http://derekeads.tumblr.com)

"Money, power, and respect. Whatchu’ need in life. Money, power, and respect. When you..."

Fri, 29 Jun 2012 11:43:11 -0400

“Money, power, and respect. Whatchu’ need in life.
Money, power, and respect. When you eatin’ right…”

- Lil’ Kim cares about your health

"…everyone turns to see This beautiful lady That’s walking around with me And then she..."

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 11:20:25 -0400

“…everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
That’s walking around with me
And then she asks me
‘Do you feel alright?’
And I say ‘Yes, I feel wonderful tonight.’”

- Eric Clapton

#America, this is you: That’s a Fries holder. (Taken with...

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 00:59:17 -0400

#America, this is you: That’s a Fries holder. (Taken with Instagram)

"Thank you so much… for correctly identifying me."

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 09:22:00 -0400

““Thank you so much… for correctly identifying me.””

- Conan O’Brien to the cheers of “Conan! Conan!”

An eager carpenter I just met:

Thu, 14 Jun 2012 22:54:00 -0400

“This is crazy, but here’s my lumber, so call me maybe?”

"Not every little girl gets to do what they want; the world could not support that many ballerinas."

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 16:38:00 -0400

“Not every little girl gets to do what they want; the world could not support that many ballerinas.”

- Marie Calvet (Julia Ormond) on “Mad Men”

What is the male equivalent of

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 10:33:50 -0400

a (crazy) cat lady? Cat man sounds too cool and cat gentleman too fancy. ?

Can't we be civil?

Thu, 31 May 2012 21:57:16 -0400

Why are so many reality television shows named “[INSERT WORD HERE] WARS”?

“Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me,...

Tue, 29 May 2012 11:59:51 -0400

“Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me, Grover.” — Kimbra on Sesame Street

Force Feeled

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:18:51 -0400

Calvin Harris: I feel so close to you right now...
Me: Dude, get off of me.

I don't sell myself short;

Wed, 23 May 2012 11:45:30 -0400

all I have in stock is tall or medium.

Quick battle-to-the-death poll:

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:35:59 -0400

Orson Welles or Ernest Hemingway?