“This is crazy, but here’s my lumber, so call me maybe?”
“Not every little girl gets to do what they want; the world could not support that many ballerinas.” — Marie Calvet (Julia Ormond) on “Mad Men”
a (crazy) cat lady? Cat man sounds too cool and cat gentleman too fancy. ?
Why are so many reality television shows named “[INSERT WORD HERE] WARS”?
“Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me, Grover.” — Kimbra on Sesame Street
all I have in stock is tall or medium.
Orson Welles or Ernest Hemingway?
eating donuts and watching Smash.
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the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight.
(Source: mashismo)
“The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?” — Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11
“This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…” — Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados