May 2013
2 posts
Work: it’s that thing that gets in the way of social media posts.
– @Ernio
Life: it’s that thing that happens between social media posts.
– @Ernio
January 2013
1 post
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Oh yeah, Paula Vogel wrote to me today.
Thanks, Twitter.
October 2012
1 post
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Wait, have I been saying "Babel" wrong this whole...
Why does every Mumford & Sons song make me:
• Yearn for my childhood
• Wish it was winter/snowing
• Want to learn to play banjo
September 2012
1 post
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I look at you and I fantasize. You’re mine tonight.
– Eric Carmen #creepyoutofcontextlyrics
August 2012
1 post
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Did you know...?
When it snows, my eyes become large. Oh, and the light that you shine, yeah, it can’t be seen.
July 2012
2 posts
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Ways I dealt with the break in the baseball...
• TiVoed Yankees vs. Boston series and mini-marathon/rationed it over two days.
• Watched Yankees Old Timer’s Day I had saved.
• Played softball.
• Caught the All-Star Game.
• Read Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) tweets about baseball and physics.
Does it disturb anyone else that “The Los Angeles Angels” baseball team translates directly to “The The Angels...
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June 2012
7 posts
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Money, power, and respect. Whatchu’ need in life.
Money, power, and...
– Lil’ Kim cares about your health
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…everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady
That’s walking around...
– Eric Clapton
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Thank you so much… for correctly identifying me.
– Conan O’Brien to the cheers of “Conan! Conan!”
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An eager carpenter I just met:
“This is crazy, but here’s my lumber, so call me maybe?”
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Not every little girl gets to do what they want; the world could not support...
– Marie Calvet (Julia Ormond) on “Mad Men”
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What is the male equivalent of
a (crazy) cat lady? Cat man sounds too cool and cat gentleman too fancy. ?
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Can't we be civil?
Why are so many reality television shows named “[INSERT WORD HERE] WARS”?
May 2012
11 posts
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Force Feeled
Calvin Harris: I feel so close to you right now...
Me: Dude, get off of me.
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I don't sell myself short;
all I have in stock is tall or medium.
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Quick battle-to-the-death poll:
Orson Welles or Ernest Hemingway?
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This weather has brought me to
eating donuts and watching Smash.
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Due to the inclement weather,
the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight.
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The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?
– Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11
April 2012
12 posts
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This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…
– Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados
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My drag queen name would be:
Carolína Rice.
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First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go...
– Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family”
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BTW: REM/NKOTB
I had a dream wherein I apparently made up a song for a New Kids on the Block sketch/parody video. Can I get royalties on my unconscious songwriting?
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Dear God,
I just got the biggest hankering for a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
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Can we start a Facebook campaign
to get Betty White off the bottom of my TV screen?
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No joke:
Had a dream last night where a bus driver dude wore a light blue shirt with (subtly) sparkly letters that read: HAVANA SUNDAY. Lol, what?!!
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Watchin the Throne...
“You know how many hot benches I own?!”
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Ottomen
is the plural, right? Yes.
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Whoa, Fat Betty...
Ram-a-lam… #MadMen
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Say you.
Say me.
March 2012
9 posts
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I've got so much cardboard right now...
I could host a breakdance tournament. #bustit
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James' Brown shirt:
This is a Man’s shirt
This is a Man’s shirt
and it wouldn’t fit nothing
NOTHING… like a woman’s or a girl’s.
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That awkward moment when...
someone you haven’t spoken to/thought of “Likes” a comment of yours out of the blue - not the status, but a comment.
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Maybe I was alone in this...
but I was worried about Y2K…2 with the #LeapYear yesterday.
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These are not pajama jeans, they’re pjoveralls.
– Penny from “Happy Endings”
February 2012
13 posts
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Will it rain frogs tomorrow?
for #leapyear
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I learned a lesson: Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing.
– Ron Swanson