May 2012
6 posts
5 tags
This weather has brought me to
eating donuts and watching Smash.
May 15th
6 tags
May 12th
3 tags
May 8th
1 note
3 tags
Due to the inclement weather,
the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight. 
May 2nd
10 tags
May 2nd
13 notes
5 tags
“The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?”
–  Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11
May 1st
April 2012
12 posts
4 tags
“This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…”
– Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados
Apr 22nd
3 tags
My drag queen name would be:
Carolína Rice.
Apr 21st
4 tags
“First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go...”
–  Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family”
Apr 19th
15 notes
3 tags
BTW: REM/NKOTB
I had a dream wherein I apparently made up a song for a New Kids on the Block sketch/parody video.  Can I get royalties on my unconscious songwriting?
Apr 18th
2 tags
Dear God,
I just got the biggest hankering for a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
Apr 13th
4 tags
Can we start a Facebook campaign
to get Betty White off the bottom of my TV screen?
Apr 11th
3 tags
No joke:
Had a dream last night where a bus driver dude wore a light blue shirt with (subtly) sparkly letters that read: HAVANA SUNDAY. Lol, what?!!
Apr 7th
Apr 7th
1 note
4 tags
Watchin the Throne...
“You know how many hot benches I own?!”
Apr 6th
4 tags
Ottomen
is the plural, right? Yes.
Apr 6th
4 tags
Whoa, Fat Betty...
Ram-a-lam… #MadMen
Apr 2nd
1 note
4 tags
Say you.
Say me.
Apr 2nd
March 2012
9 posts
4 tags
I've got so much cardboard right now...
I could host a breakdance tournament. #bustit
Mar 27th
Mar 20th
Mar 20th
Mar 19th
Mar 19th
4 tags
James' Brown shirt:
This is a Man’s shirt This is a Man’s shirt and it wouldn’t fit nothing NOTHING… like a woman’s or a girl’s.
Mar 7th
2 tags
That awkward moment when...
someone you haven’t spoken to/thought of “Likes” a comment of yours out of the blue - not the status, but a comment.
Mar 6th
Mar 5th
3 tags
Maybe I was alone in this...
but I was worried about Y2K…2 with the #LeapYear yesterday.
Mar 1st
5 tags
“These are not pajama jeans, they’re pjoveralls.”
– Penny from “Happy Endings”
Mar 1st
3 notes
February 2012
13 posts
3 tags
Will it rain frogs tomorrow?
for #leapyear
Feb 28th
5 tags
“I learned a lesson: Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
Feb 25th
1 note
Feb 25th
6 tags
“I’ve been dragging a typewriter around with me for 10 [years]… I...”
– Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) in “The Rum Diary”
Feb 20th
2 notes
4 tags
I smell baseball.
:)
Feb 20th
1 note
4 tags
“Even if I am a douche in every other way, at least I’m very judicious with...”
Feb 17th
5 tags
Time-Traveling / Bending Shows
2006 - Day Break (Taye Diggs) 2007 - Journeyman (Kevin McKidd) 2008 - Life on Mars (Jason Mara) 2009 - Lost (season 5 - Matthew Fox) 2009 - Flash Forward (Joseph Fiennes) 2010 - ? 2011 - ? 2012 - Awake (Jason Isaacs)
Feb 17th
6 tags
Feb 14th
1 note
2 tags
I had a dream:
The kind where you wake up from dreaming but you’re still in a dream; my psyche uses cliché plot devices.
Feb 9th
7 tags
Safe House/ No one is... safe.
We should apply the rule about not using a word in its own definition to movie titles/taglines.
Feb 8th
1 note
5 tags
Is this a thing?
iPod Touch-er’s finger? #numb
Feb 6th
7 tags
Tim Riggins is everywhere!
John Carter, Battleship, uhh… ok, he’s two places. #fridaynightlights! #taylorkitsch
Feb 6th
4 notes
January 2012
26 posts
Jan 31st
6 tags
So...
Mace Windu has got to be the lamest “Star Wars” character name (for a potential bad-ass) ever, am I right?
Jan 30th
2 notes
7 tags
Shit shits say:
…
Jan 25th
5 tags
Jan 25th
9 tags
Jan 24th
70 notes
8 tags
WTDiet?
Nutrisystem’s new slogan is: “Get On It!” Jenny Craig (pushing just Jenny) is: “Make It Happen!” I suggest Weight Watchers just go: “Have Sex.”
Jan 23rd
1 note
5 tags
For The Pin!
Jan 22nd
4 tags
Do greeting card companies
get some kind of huge discount on glitter? or what!
Jan 22nd
5 tags
Hey Five Guys,
Thanks for the 5-pound bag of French fries. Can you now figure out how to cook them all evenly?
Jan 21st
9 tags
"Hey Girl" (theme from "New Girl") - ¡En español!
¡Oye, chica! ¿Qué estás haciendo? ¡Oye, chica! ¿A dónde vas? ¿Quién es esa chica? ¿Quién es esa chica? ¡Es Jess!
Jan 21st
13 notes