May 2012
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This weather has brought me to
eating donuts and watching Smash.
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Due to the inclement weather,
the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight.
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The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?
– Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11
April 2012
12 posts
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This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…
– Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados
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My drag queen name would be:
Carolína Rice.
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First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go...
– Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family”
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BTW: REM/NKOTB
I had a dream wherein I apparently made up a song for a New Kids on the Block sketch/parody video. Can I get royalties on my unconscious songwriting?
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Dear God,
I just got the biggest hankering for a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.
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Can we start a Facebook campaign
to get Betty White off the bottom of my TV screen?
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No joke:
Had a dream last night where a bus driver dude wore a light blue shirt with (subtly) sparkly letters that read: HAVANA SUNDAY. Lol, what?!!
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Watchin the Throne...
“You know how many hot benches I own?!”
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Ottomen
is the plural, right? Yes.
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Whoa, Fat Betty...
Ram-a-lam… #MadMen
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Say you.
Say me.
March 2012
9 posts
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I've got so much cardboard right now...
I could host a breakdance tournament. #bustit
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James' Brown shirt:
This is a Man’s shirt
This is a Man’s shirt
and it wouldn’t fit nothing
NOTHING… like a woman’s or a girl’s.
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That awkward moment when...
someone you haven’t spoken to/thought of “Likes” a comment of yours out of the blue - not the status, but a comment.
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Maybe I was alone in this...
but I was worried about Y2K…2 with the #LeapYear yesterday.
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These are not pajama jeans, they’re pjoveralls.
– Penny from “Happy Endings”
February 2012
13 posts
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Will it rain frogs tomorrow?
for #leapyear
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I learned a lesson: Never half-ass two things, whole-ass one thing.
– Ron Swanson
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I’ve been dragging a typewriter around with me for 10 [years]… I...
– Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) in “The Rum Diary”
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I smell baseball.
:)
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Even if I am a douche in every other way, at least I’m very judicious with...
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Time-Traveling / Bending Shows
2006 - Day Break (Taye Diggs)
2007 - Journeyman (Kevin McKidd)
2008 - Life on Mars (Jason Mara)
2009 - Lost (season 5 - Matthew Fox)
2009 - Flash Forward (Joseph Fiennes)
2010 - ?
2011 - ?
2012 - Awake (Jason Isaacs)
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I had a dream:
The kind where you wake up from dreaming but you’re still in a dream; my psyche uses cliché plot devices.
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Safe House/ No one is... safe.
We should apply the rule about not using a word in its own definition to movie titles/taglines.
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Is this a thing?
iPod Touch-er’s finger? #numb
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Tim Riggins is everywhere!
John Carter, Battleship, uhh… ok, he’s two places. #fridaynightlights! #taylorkitsch
January 2012
26 posts
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So...
Mace Windu has got to be the lamest “Star Wars” character name (for a potential bad-ass) ever, am I right?
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Shit shits say:
…
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WTDiet?
Nutrisystem’s new slogan is: “Get On It!”
Jenny Craig (pushing just Jenny) is: “Make It Happen!”
I suggest Weight Watchers just go: “Have Sex.”
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For The Pin!
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Do greeting card companies
get some kind of huge discount on glitter? or what!
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Hey Five Guys,
Thanks for the 5-pound bag of French fries. Can you now figure out how to cook them all evenly?
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"Hey Girl" (theme from "New Girl") - ¡En español!
¡Oye, chica! ¿Qué estás haciendo?
¡Oye, chica! ¿A dónde vas?
¿Quién es esa chica? ¿Quién es esa chica?
¡Es Jess!