the importance of being ernio

Shit shits say:

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my 1st meme

Farewell, brother.

WTDiet?

Nutrisystem’s new slogan is: “Get On It!”

Jenny Craig (pushing just Jenny) is: “Make It Happen!”

I suggest Weight Watchers just go: “Have Sex.”

For The Pin!

Do greeting card companies

get some kind of huge discount on glitter? or what!

Hey Five Guys,

Thanks for the 5-pound bag of French fries. Can you now figure out how to cook them all evenly?

“Hey Girl” (theme from “New Girl”) - ¡En español!

¡Oye, chica! ¿Qué estás haciendo?

¡Oye, chica! ¿A dónde vas?

¿Quién es esa chica? ¿Quién es esa chica?

¡Es Jess!

Wait, was that the same footage?

“

—	Sterling Archer on “Archer”

Bobby Newport.
Bobby Newport.
Bobby Newport.

“

—	Parks and Recreation

Fausto Carmona

really Roberto Hernandez Heredia. Used false identity when signed with Cleveland Indians; how very faustian! #litnerds

Love this. Go on, love it. #hello

If there’s no Internet,

I’m SO-napping. Wake me up when it’s back.

When was:

the last time you thought of the word “buttocks.”

I’ll tell you when; just now, perv.

I’m sexist

and I know it. #wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggleyeah