the importance of being ernio

This weather has brought me to

eating donuts and watching Smash.

I pose this to you: is Coach Taylor akin to Foghorn Leghorn?

Love baseball. Love The Civil Wars.

Due to the inclement weather,

the previously-scheduled party rock is in the house tonight.

The ball took a bad hop and hit me in my breast…” “Are we on?

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—	Sue Simmons and Chuck Scarborough of (WNBC) News 4 New York at 11

This is the POTTERY that you’re never gonna ever take away from me…

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—	Katy Perry lyrics as revised by @katerados

My drag queen name would be:

Carolína Rice.

First we’d say: Luke, your friend Walt has a cold, you shouldn’t go over there.
Next day: Bad news, Walt’s in the hospital, but he’s still cracking jokes with the nurses.
Next day: They’re trying an experimental drug, fingers crossed.
Next day: His body rebelled, he’s in a coma.
Next day: He rallies.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Coma.
Next day: Eye flutter…

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—	Phil Dunphy’s plan for breaking bad news slowly on “Modern Family”

BTW: REM/NKOTB

I had a dream wherein I apparently made up a song for a New Kids on the Block sketch/parody video. Can I get royalties on my unconscious songwriting?

Dear God,

I just got the biggest hankering for a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Can we start a Facebook campaign

to get Betty White off the bottom of my TV screen?

No joke:

Had a dream last night where a bus driver dude wore a light blue shirt with (subtly) sparkly letters that read: HAVANA SUNDAY. Lol, what?!!

I want to go [back] to there. (Taken with instagram)

Watchin the Throne…

“You know how many hot benches I own?!”